Women jokes
Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?
A: Stupid!
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
Boy: Do you have fever?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!