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What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?
Cher !
Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."
Why did God invent shopping carts?
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
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