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QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure?
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided, "I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, " I wish I was irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.
What are the three fastest means of communication?
Internet, telephone, telawoman.
Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?
A: It depends on the age.
Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
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